Hi again, I have not been blogging for a long time so to start again I've got a few jokes to begin with.
FUNNY DEFINITIONS
Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste.
Cross-eyed teacher: A teacher who looses all control over his/her pupils.
Decrease: De fold in de pants.
Demote: What de king put around de castle.
Despise: De people who work for de CIA.
Dilate: To live longer.
REAL GOOD WRITING HINTS
* Verbs HAS to agree with their subject
* Be more or less specific.
* Don't use no double negatives.
* Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
THATS ALL FOLKS!
FUNNY DEFINITIONS
Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste.
Cross-eyed teacher: A teacher who looses all control over his/her pupils.
Decrease: De fold in de pants.
Demote: What de king put around de castle.
Despise: De people who work for de CIA.
Dilate: To live longer.
REAL GOOD WRITING HINTS
* Verbs HAS to agree with their subject
* Be more or less specific.
* Don't use no double negatives.
* Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
THATS ALL FOLKS!