Saturday, April 05, 2014

Going back to my blog

Hi again, I have not been blogging for a long time so to start again I've got a few jokes to begin with.                            

                                     FUNNY DEFINITIONS

       Crestfallen: Dropped toothpaste.
       Cross-eyed teacher: A teacher who looses all control over his/her pupils.
       Decrease: De fold in de pants.
       Demote: What de king put around de castle.
       Despise: De people who work for de CIA.
       Dilate: To live longer.

                              REAL GOOD WRITING HINTS

*     Verbs HAS to agree with their subject
*     Be more or less specific.
*     Don't use no double negatives.
*     Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

                                         THATS ALL FOLKS!